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1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes. It comes right after the 3rd of July. 2. How many birth days does the average man have? Just one. 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? All of them. 4. How many outs are there in an inning? Six; three per side. 5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? No, because he's dead! 6. Divide 30 by ½ and add 10. What is the answer? Seventy (dividing by half is doubling). 7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? Two (you took them, remember?) 8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes would the pills last? After 60 minutes, they're all gone. 9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? The 9 that didn't die. 10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? None. It was Noah's ark. 11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh? Meat, a butcher weighs meat! 12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? Twelve. There are 12 in a dozen of anything. 13. A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country do you bury the survivors? Neither, they aren't dead! 14. What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins isn't a quarter? Three - two quarters and a nickel (one of them isn't a quarter, but we didn't say anything about the other two). How did you do?
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